i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best??
please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
*looks at drawing of fictional boy* boys arent so bad i guess
*sees a real boy* i was wrong
I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.
i was very mad and then i wasn’t